Posts Tagged ‘Healthcare’

Daletoon of the Day: Malice in Plunderland

Friday, March 12th, 2010

OutofOrderBy DALE

You’re late.  You’re late. You’re late for a very important date in Plunderland.  Hurry, because you’ll never believe this cast of characters. In fact, the only thing missing is a white rabbit attacking Jimmy Carter.

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Two Step Process

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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By LARRY WILKE

Today, the Marxist mountebank placed the icing upon the collectivist cake as he put on yet another sophomoric show for the moronic media.  In “Obama seeks to push healthcare to final vote” (Reuters) we read that Obama was “flanked by white-coated doctors and nurses.”  I am guessing that they had conveniently stowed their butterfly nets prior to taking the stage as the Obama insanity has reached a fever pitch.

Obama said, “it is time to pass” his healthcare overhaul.  This will be the political equivalent of “passing” a gallstone the size of a basketball for the liberals, and it will be the economic same for the middle class.  The method matters not to Obama, he is just concerned with what the “method” is being called.  He said that it was absolutely all right to use “only a slim Democratic majority in Congress if necessary.”  This is called “reconciliation” once formerly used to trim budget deficits, with the Obama liberal logic, it is now going to be used to DOUBLE the already enormous Obama deficit.  The destructive “deficits” relative to this fascist fiasco are just the tip of the iceberg.

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The Cost

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
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By LARRY WILKE

Not to be outdone by recent performances, the liberals wheeled out their vituperative virago for another go at the fallacies and the fabrications.  Nancy Pelosi, the Marxist Medusa, took on not only CNN’s “State of the Union,” but she took a whack at ABC’s “This Week.” The results were the same. They are in a progressive panic.

We read of the hilarious humor surrounding Pelosi’s prattling over at CNN’s “State of the Union” in “Pelosi: GOP has had its day; confident Dems can come together.” (thehill dot com) The title reminds me of an old proverb, “Confidence is the food of the wise and the liquor of the fool.” The fascist fools are trying to put on airs, but it just isn’t playing anywhere.

Pelosi said that “the Republicans have left their mark on the healthcare bill and should accept that the bill will go forward.” OK, then go “move it forward,” what are you waiting for? “They’ve had plenty of opportunity to make their voices heard.” Maybe the Bolshevik battle ax should turn up the hearing aide as those “voices” are not only those of the Republicans, they are the “voices” of millions of Americans who have had it with the “audacity of hope.”

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Collectivist Constipation

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
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Will healthcare reform get through Congress?

By LARRY WILKE

The news surrounding the Obama health scare “summit” isn’t all that promising for the liberals which means that it is very promising for the tax paying victims of yet another of the endless Obama wealth redistribution plans. In what appears to be a rare “bipartisan” agreement, both sides feel that “Obama’s much touted televised summit has virtually no chance of breaking the political logjam.” Therefore, it is full steam ahead as Obama wants nothing more than to save either one of his two faces.

In “Dems, GOP: Summit will not break logjam on health,” (apnews myway) we read that the “Democrats will be forced to find a way to pass an overhaul on their own or face a huge political defeat.” If the Democrats “pass an overhaul” through chicanery or otherwise, they will be resoundingly defeated in November at the mid term election. Those fighting for their seats understand this, and they have been trying to subtly remind Obama of this fact for quite some time. The REAL problem lies (literally) with the ego of their Dear Leader because the “huge political defeat” actually belongs to “Mr. Oh-for-Five,” but he would prefer to see hundreds of his fellow travelers thrown out of office rather than to admit that he was even for one moment WRONG. I for one am glad to see that he steadfastly refuses to take the medicines prescribed to him which would overcome his megalomania.

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Why the Tea Party is SUCCEEDING by FAILING.

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

teaBy MELISSA WHITTINGTON

Most people don’t believe this, but I wasn’t involved in politics until February 15, 2009. No kidding. TRUE STORY. I was absolutely MORTIFIED when Obama got elected. I actually came home from work early to make sure I had a scotch– neat, ready and waiting for the inaugural speech. I really did. And it wasn’t because he’s half black. It was because, what little attention I WAS paying to the election, it was so very clear to me that this man was a socialist. He spoke openly of redistribution of wealth through socialized medicine and schemes like Cap & Trade, or as I like to call it, CAP & TAX-THE-CRAP-OUT-OF-US.

He had these radical associations that really were quite scary. And that whole business with not agreeing with a preacher who’s church he attended for more than 20 years, who married him, who baptized his kids…Please. It doesn’t take a genius.  I accepted that we had enough people asleep at the wheel to get this guy elected. But I had faith in the American people that this would eventually be rectified. THANK GOD WE HAVE TERM LIMITS ON PRESIDENTS!

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Abandon Ship

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

victoriaBy LARRY WILKE

The fog horns are sounding all over the liberal socialist steamer named “Hope and Change,” and as the vessel continuously lists precariously portside, the liberals on board are all looking for flotation devices in order to abandon ship. If Teddy were still around gathering dust and further vulcanizing his liver, at least seventy head of liberal could cling to him as he was the biggest Bolshevik buoy of them all.

The liberals all gathered their governors together for what will be the last go around as the “party in power” thanks to the Democratic demolition derby known as the Obama administration. With the midterm election looking to bring a “forced” bipartisanship to the allegedly “bipartisan” Obama and friends, these liberal governors are seeing the “trickle down” theory of the recklessness of their Washington contemporaries beginning to cause a flash flood across the nation. The rising tide of totalitarianism could drown them all.

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Coming Attractions

Friday, February 12th, 2010

comingsoonBy LARRY WILKE

This week the recent Obama epiphany known as the “spirit of bi-partisanship” reared its unattractive head of serpents as his hilarious health scare scam has been “modified” and it is now called “Hope-a-Dope.” (Liberal language softener 1.0 primer: When “global warming” failed, try climate change.”) When the liberals, who used to be enabled by the flatulence of “Hope and Change,” start walking around with olive branches in their hand, you know that it is something that they HAVE to do and as with every maneuver that is carefully choreographed by the leftists, it’s all for effect.

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Snap Answer: Four Steps to Economic Recovery the Media Can’t See

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

dollarbillBy NANCY MORGAN

Mort Zukerman, editor-in-chief of US News and World Report, in his article, “How To Get Americans Working Again” opines that there is no snap answer as to how accelerate job growth. He is wrong.

I’m not an intellectual, nor a PhD., nor have I ever labeled myself an expert, but do have a snap answer to his seemingly perplexing question. An answer that is guaranteed to lower the unemployment rate, kick start the jobs market and get the economy on track again. In four simple steps:

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Jobs, Jobs, Jobs: Getting the Message

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

cccBy LARRY WILKE

In a Fox News article entitled, “Obama Gets Voters’ Message: Jobs, Jobs, Jobs,” I have to wonder whether Obama and the liberal statists will EVER get the message, not that I am concerned that they ever will. The liberals have to try to navigate the leftist Titanic around the glacier-sized ego of the Super Ego, so they have their work cut out for them. What is the “message”? The old school liberals used to have trouble driving over the water; the latest liberal “lyin’” seems to be having trouble walking on it.

After another progressive powwow yesterday, the liberals have “concluded that the economy– jobs specifically and the broader topics of the nation’s financial health– must be priority No. 1.” Proving that they are ever so quick on the uptake, the leftists only took 366 days to figure out that by passing measures specifically intended to stifle both job growth and job creation, ALL of Obama’s OTHER “number one priorities” weren’t of any concern to real Americans. Supplanting capitalism with socialism isn’t the answer unless the question is, who is the only president that makes Americans say, “that Carter wasn’t such a bad guy.”

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Daletoon of the Day: When Harry Met Nancy

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

OutofOrderBy DALE

This new healthcare bill looks marvelous…if you’re into that sort of thing, but wouldn’t you like to be a fly on the wall at the after passage party on Capitol Hill?  Thanks to this little image, you can be.  WARNING: May not be suitable for literate viewers.

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