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Bin Laden Gone: Next Target, Ronald McDonald

Friday, May 20th, 2011


By Rev. MICHAEL BRESCIANI

If it weren’t actually in the news who would believe that all America has to do since the death of our number one enemy is to go after that nefarious destroyer of American children; Ronald McDonald.

CNN Money report says Corporate Accountability International and a host of health organizations are screaming for an end to McDonald’s practice of targeting children in their ad campaigns. No doubt bolstered by Michelle Obama’s quest to slim down America’s fatties, Mr. McHappy is probably being surrounded by a team of lethal Navy Seals at this very moment.

It is not clear whether Ronald has a dead or alive order attached to his capture but secret White House sources have indicated that no photos will be released after he is brought to justice if he is killed in the action. Although some are saying that if is captured alive he will no doubt be water boarded at Gitmo until every detail of his evil plan to destroy our kids is fully uncovered.

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Mayan, Mahdi or Messianic – Don’t Ask the History Channel

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010
Matt. 28:20

Matt. 28:20

By Rev. MICHAEL BRESCIANI

Television is inundated with dark portents of the planet’s future. In a sweeping smorgasbord of choices we are warned of asteroids, nuclear war, worldwide epidemics and a Pandora’s Box of wild possibilities about the end of the world. Confused yet? Is judgment day an equal opportunity employer?

Beware the hype of TV’s offerings of major disaster gobbledygook and the list of secret organizations that are furtively seeking the subliminal subjugation of all the poor unsuspecting souls of the earth. Which is it, the Illuminati, the Masons, the Rothschilds or the neighborhood bowling league; who should we watch more carefully?

Starting with the secret organizations already mentioned do we think that the fate of six billion people will be decided by a few people clandestinely meeting under the banner of secret symbols, ancient knowledge and a nefarious hidden agenda?  This is where we might want to come down out of the clouds generated by the television world of exasperated exaggeration and take a gander at the voluminous warnings of the scripture.

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Ronald McDonald, Barack Obama, and the BIG Speech

Monday, September 14th, 2009

ronaldmcdonaldBy Dr. ROBERT OWENS

A mass email carried a message from President Obama after his address to Congress. He asked people to contact their representatives urging them to support his healthcare plan.  Since the Democrats have the votes in both houses to pass any legislation they agree upon, why does he need our help to convince anyone of anything?  Was he speaking to the nation, or was he trying to rally his Democrat troops to toe the line and pass his bill?

The mass email also provides a link to President Obama’s bill.  His bill isn’t a thousand pages long.  It isn’t even one.  It’s one half- page in three columns with bullet points, which means Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the Regulatory Czar will fill in the blanks.   It “Offers a public health insurance option to provide the uninsured and those who can’t find affordable coverage with a real choice” No trigger.  No equivocation.  The President proposes a government option.

The plan limits several ways insurance companies have of making money while requiring them to perform certain services at no cost.  And in the new Exchange these hobbled insurance companies have to compete with a non-profit government insurance company.  How’s that going to work?

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