Crotch Bomber
Published By: All Right Magazine on December 28, 2009
By LARRY WILKE
Yesterday, Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab (red flag number one for the mildly observant) went on a mission. The end result of his efforts is “second degree burns in his genital area.” I suppose that we can now add one more forlorn Mooselim to the never-ending list of ball-less terrorists. That’s right, yet another Mooselim failed to do the work tasked to them by one of the myriad of imams using the same familiar text as the template. The seven-two virgins nonsense will have to wait.
Even almost ten years after the “Magnificent Nineteen,” there are those who still don’t seem to understand the motivational factors empowering the Mooselim terrorists. In “Wealthy, quiet, unassuming: the Christmas Day bomb suspect” (independent.co.uk) the authors are shocked that someone with “wealth, privilege and education” would want to kill the western infidel. “He was from a different background to many of the other al-Qaida recruits who opt for martyrdom.” That statement is not even close to being true, but that which truly incites and inspires these worms is less illusive to the attentive and the vigilant.
The common denominators involved aren’t wealth or poverty. It isn’t the privileged or the pauper. It isn’t the educated or the ignorant. It is the perverted “teachings” of the radical Islamic “clerics” and the individual depravity of the Mooselim or Mooselims who answers the “call.” This depravity seems exclusive to the Mooselims as I haven’t heard of any terrorist yelling “Jesus Christ,” just “Allah Akhbar” before they have attempted to self-ignite.
“Wealth”? As just one example, the Mooselim terrorists who perpetrated the 2007 Glasgow airport attack were doctors. They sound wealthy and educated to me. Abdulmutallab was to be an engineer. Ol’ spinach chin Bin Laden has the kind of wealth that only the average liberal politician can come close to. The common denominators are the teachings and the reference materials.
Abdulmutallab, which means, “scorched scrotum” in his native Nigerian language, “was reportedly on a security watch list” but he wasn’t on the “no-fly list.” Here the size and girth of the federal government and its inability to allow the professionals to handle the concept of homeland security unimpeded, proves that the larger the government is, the less efficient and effective it will always be. Abdul’s own father reported his son’s being “radicalized” to the U.S embassy in Nigeria six months ago and yet his frequent flier miles just kept adding up. What a shame, one more trip and he would have been eligible for that free “Death to America” chemistry set when he cashed in all of his points.
He was “so quiet and unassuming- a devout Muslim but not radical.” Those who knew him were the ones doing the “assuming” and they were wrong based on the next three words found just after the last hyphen. Being “a devout Muslim but not radical” when talking about terrorists is kind of like saying that someone is “a kindly stormtrooper” or “a warm hearted SS member.”
The government, being as cowardly and inefficient as it always is, will overreact to this in the most ineffective manner possible. We will have to go back to the days when great grandma gets strip searched while Abdul wearing his smelly “Magnificent Nineteen” sweatshirt, his “Kill the Infidel” coloring books under his arm and his ticking turban will get a pass in order to protect “political correctness.” The most productive method of streamlining airline safety would be to not allow anyone with sixteen names or hyphens to board. Also, anyone whose name wouldn’t fit on the Wheel of Fortune board. So you’re not happy with the new rules? Try Greyhound, Abdul Mohammed Saide Umar Abdul Abdul Mohammed Farouk.
That’s right kids, any successful “profiling” will meet with an unending series of ribald responses from America’s true enemy. The real enemy relative to American safety is the liberal lawyer. THEY are the ones filing frivolous lawsuits demanding that the sensible observations and reactions by both the public and law enforcement to suspicious activities be classified as “Islamophobia” and as well, making such sensible responses to suspicious activities illegal. THEY are the ones sidling up to the terrorist element and claiming in essence that the terrorists’ “right” to free speech is more important than your right to survival. Remember, the liberal lawyers love to take “actions” and to mysteriously morph them into “speech” in order to blanket the criminals that they coddle.
You have heard this here before; the terrorists do not have anyone hollering about “timetables” and exit plans. Time allows the terrorist’s compatriots to find yet another liberal judge who will masticate the Constitution to the benefit of the terrorists. Their constant threat of “legal action” intimidates the meek into a state of docile compliance and inattention which enables the terrorists to work unimpeded.
Our diligence in the face of the true domestic terrorist ally is what will ensure our safety. “Political correctness” is another way of saying “potential victim.” The liberal lawyers spend altogether too much time protecting the rights of the wrong and not enough time prosecuting those who have wronged the right. Know thy true enemy.
The “we haven’t been attacked since” crowd never ceases to amaze. “Susan Collins of Maine said, ‘This incident is a disturbing reminder that the terrorist threat is still very real.’” It has been “very real” since the Summer Olympics of 1972, the “Carter plan” for turning Iran over to the radicals in November of 1979 and for the dense liberals, refer to the horrific events of September 11, 2001. This may be “news” to Collins, but it isn’t news to me.
Even with a myriad of warning signs, red flags, whatever, Abdul still climbed on the airplane. A one way ticket purchased with cash, one piece of carry on luggage for a two-week trip, a card carrying member of the “security watch list” but yet not on the “no-fly list” with such notables as Ted Kennedy and Cat Stevens and his father warning of his “radicalization.” I also find the destination of this flight to be curious. Detroit. Is it possible that Abdul wanted to scatter parts and pieces of his handiwork all over Dearbornistan, the most Muslim city in the United States where there would have undoubtedly been dancing in the streets and T-shirts for sale with his greasy image upon them?
All sorts of people claiming to be “terror experts” are climbing out of the woodwork and the authors found one as well. “Dr. Sally Leivesley, a leading terror expert” can be disqualified as such by the statements that she made to the authors. “Al-Qaida is finding it difficult to recruit young people.” (Somehow they found the 23 year old Abdul.) “And, interestingly, the election of Barack Obama is a factor in that, because, whatever you think of him as president, (not much.) the fact of him shows young people that there is an alternative to killing yourself.” Brilliant. Our “expert” wants to forward the president of the infidels as the reason the “young” aren’t killing the infidels. Sounds as though we may have found one of the votes from the Nobel Prize committee.
Abdul boarded the airplane with bomb materials sewn into his underwear. The Mooslims now appear to be better seamstresses than chemists. How desperate do the idiot Muslims appear to be? They have gone from the Shoe Bomber to the Crotch Bomber.
LARRY WILKE is a part-time cynic and full-time curmudgeon residing in St. Louis. Read more at www.noleftturnz.com.
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