The Victory
Published By: All Right Magazine on February 8, 2010

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By LARRY WILKE
John Brennan is upset. Using the most confusing of visual analogies, Brennan complained of a “500 mile screwdriver from Washington to Detroit.” I concur. I am upset over the ludicrous legal logistics and the cunning cartwheels of the Obama hacks relative to the Christmas Day Mooselim mambo. After reading what he said about the situation, it would appear that Brennan is annoyed for a different reason. Relative to the “500 mile screwdriver,” I have visual analogies that are more appropriate and applicable to the Obama caliphate, and I will reveal them a bit later on.
It is easy to understand why Brennan is upset. He is the “top counterterrorism advisor” to Obama, a position that must be as wrought with frustration as being tapped to be Michael Moore’s conditioning coach. He has been the Director for the National Counterterrorism Center, he was the CEO of The Analysis Corporation and he is the Chairman of the Intelligence and National Security Alliance. I imagine that he is quite upset at the sophomoric stunts pulled by Obama and his dim witted Attorney General relative to all things terrorist and terrorism related since January of 2009.
Lets just say that we hope that the reason for Brennan’s headaches has been that these two Bolshevik boobs have been ignoring Brennan’s sage advise and for example, doing such idiotic things as demanding that Mooselim terrorists be tried in public in places like New York City. Sir, you are not alone in being upset if this is actually the case.
In “Brennan Fed Up With Politics Played Over Christmas Day Bomber” (fox news) we read that Brennan “expressed frustration with Washington.” Again Sir, you are not alone as the overwhelming majority of true Americans have been “frustrated with Washington” since your bumbling boss and his crew of communist cronies slithered into town.
But Brennan continued on, “Republicans are playing politics on national security” and “making ignorant allegations.” It sounds as though the Obama teleprompter totalitarians have been bending Brennan’s ear of late. To disagree with Obama and/or ANY of his employees always finds one accused of the time worn progressive phrase, “playing politics” or the proverbial “political football” again gets tossed into the field of play.
First off, the loyal opposition has the right to point out any and all of the Obama failures relative to terrorism and his soft soap solipsistic responses. This may come as a surprise to Obama and his henchmen but the overwhelming majority of Americans are not willing to walk in the “lockstep limbo” that Obama demands of the Demokrats. What happened to the old liberal mantra “question authority,” and since when has that idea become such a bad thing? I know, I know. Since November 4th of 2008.
For an administration so adept at “creating” imaginary Constitutional rights where none exist, for someone who allegedly placed “Constitutional Law Professor” on his gossamer resume, a little quiz is in order. “Provide for the common defence” is actually a part of the Constitution and it is so important that you will find the phrase a mere twenty words into the seminal document. The liberal mental mush of “kinder and gentler”-isms MUST be exposed for the dangerous and sophomoric sentimentality that they are. One would hope that Brennan is on board with this theory unless he has swallowed the Obama Eucharist as well.
Brennan said “the GOP is motivated by partisan purposes and second-guessing the case.” I would have thought that someone with a resume the size of Brennan would be the one doing the “second-guessing” but it seems that he supports the Obama terrorist tactics and tricks. If Brennan won’t then I am glad that the “GOP” is “second-guessing” such stupidity. “They’re unknowing of the facts.” Maybe if the alleged “transparency” that Obama lied about while seeking office was a “number one priority” after he took office, the entire nation might not be “unknowing of the facts.” Brennan “said he personally briefed top GOP lawmakers on Christmas night.” Name them please. Silence.
The “facts” are that “underwear Umar,” an “enemy combatant,” was treated as though he were a shoplifter by the Obama administration. Suddenly, the Miranda “rights” had to be made available TO AN ENEMY COMBATANT. That way the appropriate number of ACLU ponytailed perverts could be alerted so that this failed Mooselim terrorist could be freed as quickly as possible so that he could try again to achieve his dimwit destiny with Godspeed. After putting in place the “walls” of political correctness which led to the Fort Hood TERRORIST travesty, the liberals mishandling of the Christmas Day attempt MUST be brought to light.
“Partisan purposes” is a collectivist cloak that fits this administration as if it were tailored for them. Senator Kit Bond “accused the White House of its own political games for revealing that Abdulmutallab was talking to interrogators after saying he had clammed up after being read his rights.” Since the liberals make up the rules as they go along, they don’t understand that an entirely different set of very real rules applies to military tribunals as opposed to the liberal paradise of the “snivel courts” where, depending upon just how liberal the robed fool on the bench is, anything goes.
Representative Pete Hoekstra said “it’s not possible to take Brennan’s claims seriously that the administration (and Brennan himself, as he claims.) consulted with Republicans when its own FBI Director, national intelligence chief and homeland security secretary were all out of the loop.” Someone is lying and the recent trend among the liberals after the “Brown out” in Massachusetts has been to try to rope in as many Republicans as possible in order to “share the wealth” when it comes to their incessant socialist snafus. Just yesterday, the suddenly conciliatory Obama said, “we can’t solve all of our problems alone.” Since the house of collectivist cards is collapsing onto Obama, NOW its time to “work together” so that I can blame YOU.
Brennan says that everyone is “second-guessing what they are doing on the ground with a 500-mile screwdriver from Washington to Detroit.” Obama has been using a screwdriver on the middle class since he took office and he has been using it in places where such instruments aren’t supposed to go. Obama is actually a “5,000 mile screw-up,” from New York to Los Angeles and all points in-between.
Its not what “they are doing on the ground” that is being questioned, its what Obama and his administration are doing with the collected intelligence and the terror suspects themselves once they take possession. These “they” that Brennan is trying to align with the liberal madrassa have nothing to do with what Obama decides he wants to do with the information that “they” have given him. The real “they” in question is Obama and his administration.
Brennan wasn’t alone in trying to sing for his supper, Rodham tried to do a timid tap-dance on behalf of the Obama oligarchs herself. Rodham believes that Al Qaeda is as weak as the Obama administration. “I don’t see them as stronger,” she said. Taking this line of lunatic liberal logic farther she said, “but I see that they are more creative, more flexible, more agile. They evolve.” It is interesting to note that these are the exact same qualities LACKING in the Obama administration.
Each and every bit of pertinent terrorist information and every terrorist handed over on a silver platter are wasted when such commodities are given to the Demokratic dolts. Rodham couldn’t resist the urge to exaggerate for effect based upon the liberal belief that anything that they say will be believed without any supportive proof or evidence. “We have it contained.” Rightttttttt. I’ll bet that she believes that she has Willie’s willie “contained,” too.
Brennan couldn’t contain himself. “He “believes” that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed “would face the ‘full weight of American justice’ when he is tried no matter what the venue.” His dedication to Obama and his administration is cute but the idea that twelve people who couldn’t think fast enough to get out of jury duty will be dispensing “justice” of any kind is naïve at best and downright dangerous at its worst. Remember, Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder thought that it would be awesome for Mohammed to be tried in New York.
“I’m not going to give Al Qaeda the victory of being able to overturn our system of jurisprudence.” Brennan doesn’t seem to realize that Al Qaeda got “the victory” that they needed on November 4, 2008. Though Brennan may not realize it, Al Qaeda certainly does and their actions of late are all of the proof necessary for those whom Brennan feels are “unknowing of the facts” in order for them to realize it.
LARRY WILKE is a part-time cynic and full-time curmudgeon residing in St. Louis. Read more at www.noleftturnz.com.
